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Fist Blind Date.It's the time of year for the Morning Fist Editorial Staff Blind Date.
Every year out of the goodness of our hearts we select a member of the Fist Staff (usually Mark) to go on a blind date with a lucky member of the revolutionary public.
All you have to do to enter is say, in no more than twenty words why you are the ideal person to go on a date with a member of the highly sought after Fist Editorial Staff. Points we advise you to highlight are:
*'revolution' is used here as shorthand for 'demented lust of the boy-monkey Mark Watkins'.
- That you are a woman.
- That you are clean shaven.
- That you are of low moral fibre.
- That you are not a single mum, bubbly or cuddly and do not describe yourself using acronyms. GSOH will be taken to stand for 'Great Sucker of Head'.
- That you have low self esteem.
- Big titties.
- That you are willing to service the personal needs of The Leader if called upon to do so.
- That you are willing to give your body to the revolution*.
- That you own a Capri [optional].
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