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| Personals : Women Seeking Men | ||||
| SWF with GSOH WLTM SWM for R&R and TLC. BOX 1421 | 12yr old single mum looking for similar male for closed-minded fanaticism, protesting, bomb making, and possibly more. BOX 2341 | |||
| Attractive mother of 25 wants to boost the revolution's masses. Help me build an army. BOX 3004 | 18yr old seeks older comrade (30-40) for revolutionary fervour. Must own capri. BOX 1453 | |||
| Hurt in love before: Cute cuddly 4yr girl seeks honest paedophile who really appreciates crayon drawing. You steal my Tony Hart and I'll let you into my Gallery. BOX 4821 | ||||
| Men Seeking Women | ||||
| Fucky fucky fucky. POLE 2852 | Solvent revolutionary looking for discrete killing partner. Must be hate filled, sexy, and certainly not cuddly, bubbly or curvy. POLE 1939 | |||
| GSOH | - | Great Sex when On Heat |
| R&R | - | Rage and Revolution |
| SWF | - | Sexy Womanly Fist |
| SWM | - | Sexy Well-endowed Meat |
| TLC | - | Tender Loving Cunt |
| WLTM | - | Would Like To Meat |
| attractive | - | Optimistic |
| cuddly | - | Fat |
| curvy | - | Fat |
| bubbly | - | Fat |
| handsome | - | Ugly |