FIRST EDITION   MONDAY 18th JANUARY MORNING FIST The Leader Speaks A Vision Page 3 Pinup The Revolution Spreads A Manifesto for WM1 International Round Up How can I fight?

INTERNATIONAL ROUND UP

MEXICO

Stirring news from the deprived regions of Zapatas and Fajitas. In a spontaneous display of support for the party, the peasants now grow only red chillies. Not only do the fields of red assert the dignity and solidarity of the working man, but their extra heat will burn the mouths and buttocks of the capitalist oppressor.
   - Hernando Gonzales, Secretary of the Mexican Party

ANTARCTICA

Brothers, we must call upon your aid! Do not sit back and allow the black man to continue to be subjugated here. Antarctica - 'the white continent' - is destined to remain so now that the corrupt western powers, frightened by the potency of the black man, have signed the Antarctic Preservation Treaty. A treaty openly designed to crush the rights and the spirit of this wildernesses' working black lower class. Already our membership has plummeted to nothing. We call on our penguin brothers to throw off the outdated titles of Emperor and King and become Proletariat Penguins!
   - Pygoscelis adeliae, Secretary of the Antarctic Party

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PERU

After the revolution, this country will no longer be known as Peru, but will become 'the People's Target for Nuclear Practice'. Secretary DeClerk and his team have again had to abandon attempts to liberate this country. Although our leader said 'all men are equal' he clearly didn't mean to include these lama-shagging people, who are in league with the Finn. Since the Peruvians did not listen to our leader's message of peace and love towards all, the only thing left to do with the alpaca-packers is use them for slave labour and fertiliser.