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Peace: Is it an Option?

A disturbing trend has started to shape world politics. Peaceful means have been used amorally, and without permission from international governing bodies to gain political ends.

Who knows how many have been harmed by these indiscriminate weapons of peace? How many young minds have been distorted by these means? The Fist calls for the end of peaceful techniques in gaining political advantage. It seems the days when a problem could be resolved through good old-fashioned wholesome fighting are gone, when families on a Sunday evening would don Samurai trappings and patrol the streets, the children vociferous in their condemnation of the vicious curs who held contrary views to themselves, are ended.

The revolution will bring harmony and peace, but only after all the naysayers and dissidents have been slaughtered. The Leader calls for a universal will, a binding vision drawing the populace of the world into a brighter future. His will. Till that time there may be no respite.



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In these sad days class-traitors are allowed to walk the streets in peace, with the misguided populace not reducing these sorry individuals to tiny pieces of meat fit only to be consumed with the inimitable Madhur Jaffrey's juicy sauce.

While America insists on its program of producing more and still more weapons of mass peace, since the fall of the USSR peace technology is available to any bidder with the right money on the black market. Any terrorist group with a lap-top can unleash a wave of harmless diplomacy which could consume the entire civilised world.

The Leader demands the elimination of these subversive groups. America must be crushed, capitalism destroyed, no suburb of Kent left untouched by the revolution.